Monta Ellis Tells All: I was Racing Baron and Elton

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For all the basketball fans who read this blog, I uncovered an article written by Buster Dunning of RealGM, where he interviewed the suspended and injured Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors as he finally talks about how he really got injured.

Months ago, Ellis’ 2008-2009 career went from promising to practically nothing, when he had a terrible moped accident that not only led to a severe injury, but also to a very lengthy suspension meted out by the Warriors. He first came out saying that he had injured himself badly playing pick-up games but in the end it was found out that it was because of him racing on a moped with some of his friends. Tsk tsk.

This is the entire interview done by Buster Dunning as he spoke to Monta Ellis about the entire incident. The article below is copied from the RealGM website, and should be read carefully. :-) Enjoy the article!

Monta Ellis Tells All: I was Racing Baron and Elton

Laughing at Pictures

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There’s nothing like a little laughter to ease a rather glum day, right? Not that my day was a bad one, I just thought that since a good friend of mine from Malaysia requested that I put more funny stuff in the blog for HER, so I will :-P These are some of the funny pictures I have, so I hope this gives everyone a reason to flash a smile today to start the week, and for my bored friend to finally say something NICE about my blog, hehe ;-) Just click on the pictures below to move to the picture you want to see, then click on the picture on that page to enlarge to its original size.

There is an entirely separate PAGE for the funny animated GIF’s, which are so worth it but takes a bit longer to load, and I will put that up tomorrow. For now, enjoy the pictures above! :-)

Can You Outsmart Your Foot?

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Outsmart your FootThis was so hilarious I could barely stop laughing at myself when I did it. You’ll probably go nuts trying to figure it out the first three times because as stubborn as I am, I didn’t want to give up. So can YOU outsmart your foot? I sure as hell can’t!

1. While sitting down, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. While your foot is doing the circles, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand. You’ll notice that your foot will change direction!

And the annoying thing is that there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it! GO AHEAD AND KEEP TRYING :-P

What Did Christ Die For?

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Sorry to those of you who came in here looking for a serious answer. I was just about to go to bed when I came upon this picture. Not that I’m blasphemous or anything, but this was just too funny for me not to post here :-)

Dunkin' Donuts

This is going to be a very hectic month. I have my schedule all laid out as early as right now, with 6 sessions where I need to train partners and customers for 3 hours each, and then still be able to find a way to do something or buy something decent for my fiancee for her birthday, and then also be able to finally do the actual blog that I was supposed to finish writing 3 days ago. It’s proving to be more difficult than I thought it would be, trying to write about the 5 different types of guys in relationships. So that should be out sometime this week :-) Have a great September everyone!

April Fool’s Day Last Laugh

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I have always been a prankster, and I love a good laugh whether it’s on myself or someone else… as long as it isn’t personal, harmful, or perverse, like that picture down there of the biggest squirrel ever killed by army guys! And since it IS April Fool’s Day, I just had to do something :) So I took the liberty of trying to fool 4 of my officemates telling them I have resigned from the company effective today. These are friends that I have told about being offered a better deal by another company 3 weeks ago, and that I had seriously been considering it.

So I sent them an email on my resignation at 9AM, and put on cc my direct manager and the local managing director, but using phony email addresses, so it would come out more genuine. As these 4 good friends of mine (PB, TZ, MB, CG) kept convincing me not to leave last week, I thought it would be a good old joke! I also pranked this same group 2 months ago (hehe), so they’re kind of irritated that I got them twice now and I’m going to be paying for this one!

Huge Squirrel!

First surprise, my regional buddy (who is my product lead) called me this morning and was so annoyed, his first words to me were “JO, WHAT DID YOU DO???” I had messaged him yesterday that I had declined the offer already. Apparently, he didn’t get it! So he immediately called the regional big boss after forwarding my phony resignation email! Before he could say anything else after that, I told him “Happy April Fool’s!” and there was dead silence. Hehe. He said that the Philippines is more “americanized” compared to other countries in Asia Pacific, which was why he took it seriously and didn’t even realize it was an April Fool’s prank! Whoops! :) We’re good now though, I’ll give him a kiss tomorrow hehe :) Sorry EK!

Second surprise, I didn’t realize that sending a bogus email on my resignation to 4 friends of mine, would merit more than 10 people calling me within the company and outside of it. Apparently, it turned out to be a really big deal, so I immediately sent the 4 of them a message telling them it was just an April Fool’s Day joke! Of course, the two guys called me right away and started swearing at me and telling me they’d get back at me for sure. I fear, i fear! :)

But in the end, the joke didn’t quite have a good lasting feeling. I didn’t quite realize it could have turned out to be a really bad joke… so for this April Fool’s… the joke’s on me!

Of Pageants and Game Shows

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With the immense popularity of beauty pageants and game shows, I can’t help but post these two pictures :D Hmm, no pun intended, but it also makes the word immense rather apt too!

Pageant

Smile if you’ve got it! I said… smile!

Game Show Idiot

Elephants: Larger than the Moon :))