I’ve heard quite a few nasty things about how Craig’s List has gone overboard with their classifieds and personals but my wife showed me two ads earlier which was actually quite hilarious. To think that this was on the Services section is insane! So now I’m actually reading the Erotic Services section and it’s a WINNER. I didn’t know there were such great employment rates here! Hahaha!

Need live-in maid start at 56,000 PHP month (Manila)

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Date: 2009-11-24, 3:02AM PHT
Reply to: serv-qdfku-1479075300@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I live in metro manila, I am 29, single and looking for a live in girl maid. I am a white american, D/D free, do not smoke or drink, and in great shape. You will do light house cleaning, laundry, cooking. You will also dine out and sleep with me whenever I need you to, and you must be submissive by nature. Please be between the ages of 18-22, slender body. This is an excellent paying position and for the right girl I will include 2 weeks paid vacation time each year and medical, dental care.

If you are interested reply to me with a picture of your face and one of your full body (preferably nude).

• Location: Manila
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1479075300

Honestly, I’m quite shocked that the Erotic Section has actually turned out to be some kind of pimping service and is actually bordering on prostitution. No sorry, let me correct that, has BECOME a prostitution service. I’m not sure why it’s being allowed though, I’m sure we have laws for this in the country.

We would like “YOU” in the middle – w4m – 22 (Manila)

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Date: 2009-12-12, 12:31PM PHT

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“JOAN” (22yrs – 4’10″ – 80lbs) ,,,,, AND “REX” (23yrs – 5’3″ – 95lbs)

We like to have fun,,,,,,,,and we will do it until your “eyes bug out”

2000 pesos per hour w/3 hour minimum
OR
up to 12 hours for only 10,000 pesos

For the sake of humor though, it’s really quite funny reading these ads for entertainment purposes. And yes, just for that Please note that the sample above has graphic detail so if you want to see it, click on this link, hehe. Laugh trip.

It’s always great to see a world champion laugh and kid like he’s just like everyone else. And while the news of his affair with Krista Ranillo are making more waves these days than his recent historical win against Miguel Cotto, here’s a hilarious look at the real Manny Pacquiao.

Here’s a candid interview he did with Matt Iseman of Sports Soup before his match against Cotto. I was shocked, honestly, at what he was saying, though it didn’t come out bad at all because he was acting like a crazy kid who had no care in the world and was having some good old “clean” fun. Asked by Iseman whether Manny drinks his urine just like Marquez did, Manny quipped “that’s why he wants a rematch because it was a mistake. He just drink his urine but he forgot to eat his.. his… ASS!”

Bwahahahaha! I’m sure if someone else did this, they’d be getting a ton of slack for it and it wouldn’t be anywhere near this funny. Video is from YouTube and the link is below. How can you not love this guy?!

YouTube Link:
Sports Soup: Manny Pacquiao on Miguel Cotto (HD)

I was cleaning up files in my laptop earlier and saw these pictures that I was supposed to put up 5 months ago! It’s the second part of the Laughing at Pictures entry and still I haven’t had the time to put up the funny animated GIF’s. That’s a real laugher so hopefully I’d be able to put it up by end of this month. For now, a few more pictures to laugh at and enjoy. Click on the images to get the larger view

Related Links:
Laughing at Pictures

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. And in this case, it’s up to you how you want to interpret this Jollibee moment. I won’t say anymore except leave everyone with what my cousin (who sent me this MMS) humorously said…

“tag hirap na even jollibee has to commute.”

He he! So if you guys have more of these “moments” from our favorite fast food chain, please feel free to send me a picture of it and I’ll definitely post it on the blog and we can all have more laughs. Thanks!

It’s been AGES since I last posted anything on this blog, sorry, I got married and all, and still reeling from all the moving and settling in. I was supposed to post a decent entry but still have no time to, so I decided to put this one in for the meantime.

I’m sure you’ve all heard of the saying “Hell hath no FURY like a woman scorned,” but this takes the cake. I have heard a lot of terrible swearing but this one is definitely the mother of them all. It’s from an insane Filipina, who I assume is a mother, who couldn’t withdraw money from an ATM. She goes on to call the Citibank helpdesk and from a rather light start, it turned ugly REAL fast and the french never ended. Applause to the Citibank guys.

I hope the pictures of this woman would come out in the open so it can be posted everywhere and she can be ashamed of herself. There are 2 links you can download from, both give you an 8MB file of the woman’s tirade.

Download Links:
MediaFire – Citibank Scandal
MegaUpload – Citibank Scandal

For all the basketball fans who read this blog, I uncovered an article written by Buster Dunning of RealGM, where he interviewed the suspended and injured Monta Ellis of the Golden State Warriors as he finally talks about how he really got injured.

Months ago, Ellis’ 2008-2009 career went from promising to practically nothing, when he had a terrible moped accident that not only led to a severe injury, but also to a very lengthy suspension meted out by the Warriors. He first came out saying that he had injured himself badly playing pick-up games but in the end it was found out that it was because of him racing on a moped with some of his friends. Tsk tsk.

This is the entire interview done by Buster Dunning as he spoke to Monta Ellis about the entire incident. The article below is copied from the RealGM website, and should be read carefully. Enjoy the article!

Monta Ellis Tells All: I was Racing Baron and Elton