I’ve heard quite a few nasty things about how Craig’s List has gone overboard with their classifieds and personals but my wife showed me two ads earlier which was actually quite hilarious. To think that this was on the Services section is insane! So now I’m actually reading the Erotic Services section and it’s a WINNER. I didn’t know there were such great employment rates here! Hahaha!
Need live-in maid start at 56,000 PHP month (Manila)
Date: 2009-11-24, 3:02AM PHT
Reply to: serv-qdfku-1479075300@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I live in metro manila, I am 29, single and looking for a live in girl maid. I am a white american, D/D free, do not smoke or drink, and in great shape. You will do light house cleaning, laundry, cooking. You will also dine out and sleep with me whenever I need you to, and you must be submissive by nature. Please be between the ages of 18-22, slender body. This is an excellent paying position and for the right girl I will include 2 weeks paid vacation time each year and medical, dental care.If you are interested reply to me with a picture of your face and one of your full body (preferably nude).
- Location: Manila
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1479075300
Honestly, I’m quite shocked that the Erotic Section has actually turned out to be some kind of pimping service and is actually bordering on prostitution. No sorry, let me correct that, has BECOME a prostitution service. I’m not sure why it’s being allowed though, I’m sure we have laws for this in the country.
We would like “YOU” in the middle – w4m – 22 (Manila)
Date: 2009-12-12, 12:31PM PHT
“JOAN” (22yrs – 4’10″ – 80lbs) ,,,,, AND “REX” (23yrs – 5’3″ – 95lbs)We like to have fun,,,,,,,,and we will do it until your “eyes bug out”
2000 pesos per hour w/3 hour minimum
OR
up to 12 hours for only 10,000 pesos
For the sake of humor though, it’s really quite funny reading these ads for entertainment purposes. And yes, just for that 
Please note that the sample above has graphic detail so if you want to see it, click on this link, hehe. Laugh trip.
